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Channel 4 thinks it\u2019s cleverer than it is, but it\u2019s the best nonetheless. BBC\u2019s good, I respect it and think it\u2019s essential to our society. It should be subsidised forever. Five is crap. So what about ITV<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

Just caught ten minutes of the National Television<\/strong> (Advertising) Awards<\/strong> and it\u2019s just displayed what a complete and utter lump of bollocks it is. Advertising is bad enough, let alone having it rammed down your throat, four times an hour, 24 hours a day. But ITV loves it, it makes it run at its profit. But ITV and everything it produces is trash, cop dramas, advertising vehicles (a.k.a. programmes) or jokey news with smarmy wankers presenters. And they really ruin football matches. And they make programmes like Rio\u2019s Ferdinand\u2019s Wind Ups<\/em>. I don\u2019t like that bloke either.<\/p>\n

Nothing represented the channel\u2019s lack of creativity more than its choice of music for its montage accompanying Sir David Attenborough\u2019s. Now, everyone knows about the success of Planet Earth<\/em> on the BBC earlier this year. Famously (or at least to us geeks) they used Sigur Ros\u2019s Hopp\u00edpolla<\/em> to accompany its trailer publicising the programme.
\nSo, ITV are honouring Sir David Attenborough; of course, he is a man of nature. So for the montage honouring him, what do you think the creative minds at ITV came up with?<\/p>\n

Yes, you\u2019ve guessed it. But it\u2019s better.<\/p>\n

They used FOUR tracks (S\u00e6gl\u00f3pur<\/em>, Heys\u00e1tan<\/em>, Gong<\/em>, Gl\u00f3s\u00f3li<\/em>) from same LP that Hopp\u00edpolla<\/em> comes from, 2006\u2032s Takk<\/em>.<\/p>\n

This distinct lack of creativity sums it up in a nutshell.<\/p>\n

They also played a clip from Emmerdale in the nominations for best soap. I think that\u2019s ITV, I don\u2019t know. They had this explosion in the programme. It was ridiculous. One thing exploded first on the first floor and then the whole house collapsed don upon each other, leaving just enough time between each floorboard breaking so the characters could give each other longing looks of love. EastEnders won I think and that\u2019s just as crap.<\/p>\n

Sir David Attenborough, though, what a legend. A true man who deserves to be called Sir.<\/p>\n

This post was originally published on 1 November 2006 on another website.\u00a0Perhaps due to it’s title, it was the most popular post I ever wrote, because – it seems – people quite often Google ‘ITV is shit’. Over the next few years, I would randomly get a comment on the blog post it was hosted on. Below are the comments, for your reading pleasure. I have not altered any of the text.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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23 Responses to \u201cwhy ITV is\u00a0shit.\u201d<\/h3>\n

Leo said
\nNovember 17, 2006 at 3:42 am
\nI totally agree, ITV is complete and utter shite. Advert city, crap programs and lately with the late evening telephone quiz games, every night, makes me think that it\u2019s crossed some invisible line from just shit to offensive. I\u2019m wondering if there is a way to actually block the piece of shit channel from even entering my TV? If not now then perhaps someday soon, we\u2019ll have more control over what channels we want and DON\u2019T want!
\nFailing that, I\u2019m very tempted to just kill the TV.
\nIn my opinion, ITV have ruined Television, and all good that ever could come from it.
\nTheir sole ain is profits\u2026 not about service and quality, and here in lies the problem.<\/p>\n

They make me sick.<\/p>\n

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\nJ said
\nNovember 17, 2006 at 10:23 am
\nCouldn\u2019t agree more my friend!<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t kill the TV though, at least flog it on ebay!<\/p>\n

J.<\/p>\n

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\nlawrence weston said
\nFebruary 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm
\nitv is crap my sunday night ruined the wants to watch the itv crap ie prancing on ice and the shit african vet program<\/p>\n

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\nCOLIN FLOWERDAY said
\nJanuary 7, 2012 at 10:39 pm
\nITV doesnt know the meaning of the word entertainment way back in the 1950s ATV LONDON made VAL PARNELLS SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE PALLADIUM. LORD LEW GRADE knew how to make legendary entertainment as he took risks and made ATV the greatest tv company this country ever had. itv on the sunday churns out prancing on ice and shit africian vet programme yet they axe HEARTBEAT and the ROYAL how more stupid can you get what will we get more of that trash the cube. BRING BACK BULLSEYE ON A SUNDAY NIGHT lets have JIM BOWEN and TONY GREEN back in this classic gameshow. NO MORE CHEAP TRASHY REALITY CRAP LIKE IM A CELERITY GET THIS SHITE OFF BRITISH TELLY as big brother was the last straw so bury it. ITV is doomed to die a painful death and be swallowed up by someone who can make enterainment like LEW GRADE could not endless crap.<\/p>\n

T said
\nNovember 19, 2006 at 3:04 am
\nEvery program on ITV is piss-boring reality crap..I\u2019m a complete drongo get me out of here. Bloody chat shows or gossip mongers are us. I agree about the sodding quiz shows.. for Christ\u2019s sake if their going to have 24hr TV put some proper programs on. What happened to adventure and intrigue progs like \u201cThe Avengers\u201d or Man From Uncle, Dangerman and the such.. Even comedy is depressing these days. And as for bloody DIY progs if I want to do DIY I will go out and by a teach it yourself video or read a book I donot want it rammed down my throat 5 days a week.<\/p>\n

My rant is over!<\/p>\n

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\nchris said
\nDecember 23, 2006 at 11:45 pm
\nI think ITV is abysmal and has been for a good number of months now. In the past there were some very drawing aspects to ITV, such as movies on at 9pm most nights. After that would be a late night movie which seems to have been replaced by quiz shows that are appalling. There\u2019s great controversy to whether these are even shows that you can win money on. I personally think that it\u2019s fixed and they\u2019re profiting from our ignorance.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know the pre-requisites to ITVs lack of interest in quality of service over the last few months but I don\u2019t understand what the hell they hope to achieve.<\/p>\n

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\nm said
\nJanuary 10, 2007 at 4:56 am
\nITV1 has become nothing more than a televisual
\nversion of a low-brow woman\u2019s weekly like \u201cChat\u201d
\nor \u201cBella\u201d. First are the endless soaps, in
\nwhich the women are always the redeeming
\ncharacters struggling through a humdrum life
\npermeated with either gormless or philandering
\nmen. Then we have the feminocentric dramas \u2013
\nKay Mellor\u2019s Love-Life-Friendship-Babies part
\n367. Add to this celebrity tittle-tattle by the
\nboat load, shows about carrots causing cancer,
\nshows about binge drinking, Soapstar
\nKaraoke, Stars in your Eyes for soap stars,
\nFamily Fortunes Soap Star special, Jeremy Kyle,
\nLoose Women, Reality this, Reality that\u2026 utter
\nmindless drivel the lot of it.<\/p>\n

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\nLee Johnson said
\nFebruary 11, 2007 at 11:24 pm
\nI agree with everything that has been writen by everyone here about ITV. I can remember a time when ITV was looked upon as producing some wonderful dramas \u201cBrideshead Revisted\u201d for example and \u201cJewel in the Crown\u201d. Even \u201cCoronation Street\u201d was looked upon as being good quailty drama. But now they have nothing that is good. There is nothing on ITV that makes me think\u2026 \u201cHmmm I think I\u2019ll watch that\u201d. In my household we have always been avid television watchers and I have to say that we now mainly watch all the BBC channels! I think the BBC now has the cutting edge on all the channels. I don\u2019t mind paying a TV Licence and I hope to God that Tessa Jowel never gets rid of it.
\nI will tell you what went wrong with ITV is when they made it corporate and got rid of the regional companies. That was when ITV was good.<\/p>\n

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\nMC Chav said
\nAugust 6, 2007 at 10:32 pm
\nNo ways bruv, dats totally wrong. Ah luv ITV.<\/p>\n

-innit<\/p>\n

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\nMonsieur bell end said
\nAugust 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm
\nHopefully you are taking the piss<\/p>\n

If not then you are obviously a totally literate fuckwit. If this is the case, you are ITV\u2019s target audience.<\/p>\n

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\nJ said
\nAugust 7, 2007 at 8:55 am
\neach unto their own<\/p>\n

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\nCarrie said
\nMarch 14, 2008 at 12:13 am
\nI dislike ITV. All their new dramas they seem to come up with are rip-offs of other shows. Eg: Moving Wallpaper is a crappier version of the US Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip.<\/p>\n

I find the soaps dull and boring and I\u2019m sick to death of Dancing on Ice and all their reality shows. I also HATE the constant promotion of it.. Even on shows like Loose Women and This Morning they\u2019re promoting Dancing on Ice, it\u2019s ridiculous.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s unfortunate that the only profit they seem to make is from the reality crap.<\/p>\n

I think they need to get rid of the rubbish and get some new younger writers in to spice it up.<\/p>\n

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\nseanist said
\nOctober 27, 2008 at 5:39 pm
\nitv is for copycats by copycats. they cannot make a single original feature and when they do its completely shit.<\/p>\n

If it doesnt have robson green, ross kemp, john barrowman or celebtrities attempting a normal everyday task or activity\u2026 your watching the wrong channel. congratulations, welcome to the active thinkers of society and goodbye to the mindless itv population. They cant even edit a film correctly if the content is slightly dodgy for gods sake. run by animals and idots for animals and idiots.<\/p>\n

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\nMarcus said
\nMarch 13, 2009 at 9:45 am
\nChannel 4 is not the best. It\u2019s the worst by miles, full of programmes supposed to shock people or be \u2018down wiv da yoof\u2019 when it\u2019s just embarassing.<\/p>\n

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\ntom said
\nMay 27, 2009 at 8:49 pm
\nitv is awful, it ruins football, watching the champions league final now, they have ruined it for me. its utter bollox, the commentators should be shot. i could make better sounds from my arse than they sound!<\/p>\n

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\nChris said
\nOctober 22, 2009 at 6:10 pm
\nI haven\u2019t watched ITV for years, their morning show is for the dumbest or fans of reality nonsense. The evenings are just full of absolute rubbish drama, soaps or dated quiz shows. There is nothing on their network that I would actually look at in a schedule and think oh I want to watch that. Without C4 (occasionaly) and the BBC British TV would be s dead duck. Why can the US produce quality drama and we can\u2019t, how come the BBC and Discover Channel and alike can make doccumentaries that broaden the mind and are worth watching whilst ITV just lays fresh turds week in week out.<\/p>\n

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\nmatt said
\nNovember 26, 2009 at 4:49 pm
\nthankyou! at last some people who share my views on itv.Utter,utter shite.The only good thing on that channel is Harry Hill.And do you know why?BECAUSE HE TAKES THE PISS OUT OF I T FUCKING V!!!!!!<\/p>\n

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\nITV Can suck my balls said
\nAugust 16, 2010 at 4:22 am
\nITV IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING ARSE WANK<\/p>\n

I fucking despise the channel with every bone in my body, they constantly try to rip people off by pumping out the same old Reality shit with voting scams.
\nDancing On Ice, I am a celebrity, X Factor, Britain\u2019s Got Talent etc etc<\/p>\n

I now see they have started this new show 3 @ Three, which lets face it is GMTV mixed with Loose Women.
\nAs if i give a fuck what some fucking tart has to say.<\/p>\n

Now they are starting a new chat show Michael Ball, well thats just the Alan Titchmarsh show under another name.<\/p>\n

ITV, is a fucking joke, i am praying they start charging for their channels, lets see how long it is before you go down the shitter and go bust then<\/p>\n

ITV FUCKTARDS!!!!!!<\/p>\n

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\nAphexTwin said
\nAugust 3, 2011 at 4:02 am
\nItv is Louis Walsh imo. Both scum. I usually watch every Top Gear episode fully, Louis if youre reading this but every piece of shit music you endorse made me have to turn off. Youre scum, ITV is scum Jeremy Kyle is scum, only thing ITV has is Harry Hill.<\/p>\n

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\nSteve said
\nJanuary 14, 2012 at 5:28 am
\nITV programs are the most pathetic low-brow dog shit I have ever seen. At least five have a sense of humour and are under no illusions. ITV actually believe that when they churn out speutum like Kerry Katona the next chapter they are actually making watchable t.v. ITV have slowly killed themselves by compromising quality for money like all businesses<\/p>\n

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\nCOLIN FLOWERDAY said
\nJanuary 16, 2012 at 11:07 pm
\nITV should be called SHITV as the rubbish they churn out today is a disgrace. in the days of LEW GRADES ATV you got legends like the prisoner randell and hopkirk diseased and dangerman. LORD LEW GRADE knew what entertainment was and made MORCAMBE AND WISE famous at ATV LONDON in 1955 the greatest double act this country ever had. these loonatics now want to close the ANGLIA TV STUDIOS in norwich as ANGLIA made SALE OF THE CENTURY and so many other great series. ITV will now destroy itself and its demise would be great for british television bring back THAMES ASSOCIATED REDIFFUSION ABC ATV SOUTHERN AND LWT. itv has no future what it has become is stale nasty cheap rubbish that nobody wants to watch as anything that was popular was cancelled so now lets cancel itv and call everything ATV WORLDWIDE.<\/p>\n

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\nLaurie Johnston said
\nJanuary 7, 2013 at 12:27 am
\nI\u2019m trying to watch the FA cup highlights. There are more ads than football. Total f*****g garbage !<\/p>\n

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\ncolin flowerday said
\nJanuary 7, 2013 at 1:10 am
\nATV MIDLANDS was making legendary shows in 1955 they knew how to make entertainment everything from CROSSROADS to SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE LONDON PALLADIUM as LEW GRADE was the greatest television company owner ever. ITV is crap to a point you can bear to watch it im now watching 50 year old shows made by ATV as theres nothing worth watching on a night telly so sad and at least ATV still exists.<\/p>\n

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